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Fred Krutzkutumbe Part 6 The Mystery Unravels
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Fred Krutzkutumbe Part 6
The Mystery Unravels


Lord Pandapants said his goodbyes to Fred to begin his in depth research with more than just a slight dread, though he never let Fred know how he was feeling.

This was the biggest research he had every undertaken - In fact he was not too sure where to start. It is one thing researching the family tree of someone born in the UK or elsewhere for that matter but when it involves countries and planets other than earth it becomes a different matter entirely.

He knew he would have to do some travelling and needed to arrange a special interplanetary visa and make detailed travel arrangements which were not as easy as they could be as he could not use Fred’s Helicopter services as this would be a conflict of interest and could appear to some to be Fred trying to influence the outcome of his investigations.

While he was planning the things he needed to do, Fred’s life continued pretty much as normal except that Fred would often stop to wonder where the Lord was and what progress was being made.

Lord Pandapants began by sifting through the information that Fred had already furnished him with - It was quite a mind blowing list of statistics some of which seemed incredible, almost impossible.

  • How could it be possible that Fred was 10 Years older than his mother
  • How could it be possible that Fred’s Father was not born until 150
    after Fred’s Birth
  • If Fred is as some claim descended from a Pelican how will that affect the research - Are there records for the births of Pelicans?


None of the books in Lord Pandapants extensive library helped much, none could shed any light on the mystery concerning his parents.

He felt sure somehow though that there was an answer somewhere, though he hoped it was not in some invisible books as he would be unable to see them let alone read them.

He discussed the problems he was facing with some of his colleagues, many of them were sympathetic yet of not much help though Lord Johnson wondered if there was someone who like Fred was invisible but who also moved in the real world who could help discover any books and manuscripts and translate them for Lord Pandapants.

Through Yellow Pages, Lord Pandapants contacted the Knightsbridge division of the Invisible Visibility Embassy to see if they could make any suggestions or had anyone who could help.

As it happened Nigel McNigel the invisible ambassador who worked on the Planet Zog was in London for a conference and agreed to meet Lord Pandapants.

They met in-between sessions during the conference, the meetings were of great benefit to Lord Pandapants.

Nigel agreed to make visible his invisible library and to lend Lord Pandapants an invisible hat which he could wear to visit other embassies and agencies without being seen.

Interestingly Nigel knew of Fred, in fact there has been some rumours that he was actually born on Zog but there did not seem to be anything concrete to back up the claims.

Lord Pandapants thanked Nigel and went on his way to continue research with just a tad more confidence.

For a while he treated the invisibility hat as a novelty, he would put it on while standing in front of the mirror and could see the mirror yet no reflection, yet if he removed the hat his reflection was visible again.

He decided though not to put the hat on while Lady Pandapants was in the room, remembering what had happened when he announced his change of name - The thought of her fainting again was not a thought he wanted to entertain, besides there was no staff to pick her up and of course no side room for her to recover in either.

Lord Pandapants arranged a flight by Motorbike to the Planet Zog for the 85th of April firmly believing that this would be the start of the mystery unravelling.
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Thigibh a nis le buidheachas
n a gheataibh-san a steach,
Is thigibh fòs le maladh mòr
an cùirtibh naomh a theach :
Is thugaibh dha mòr-bhuidheachas,
ainm beannaichibh gu binn.

Psalm 100: 1-4


"Beware of the false prophets! They come to you wearing sheep's clothing, but underneath they are hungry wolves! You will recognize them by their fruit. Can people pick grapes from thorn bushes, or figs from thistles?
Matthew 7: 15-16 Complete Jewish Bible

Dear friends, don't trust every spirit. On the contrary, test the spirits to see whether they are from God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
1 John 4:1 Complete Jewish Bible


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